My brain is absolutely en fuego. ON FIRE. My eyes hurt.
Like the preverbal train wreck, I am watching it happen and just cannot take my eyes off the television screen. I may have seen worse on television, but I cannot remember having done so.
The show is an E! Channel offering...The Girls of the Playboy Mansion.
In front of my very eyes, there is Hugh Hefner. My guess is that he is approaching 95 years of age. Miss July and Miss August, 2009 (in the event that you like me don’t follow the Playmates closely, they are twins) are consoling Pop Time on a visit to Las Vegas where he is going to see an ex-20 something bimbo with whom he has recently ended a “relationship” for the first time since their “breakup.” We are expected to believe that the twin residents of the mansion are currently “involved” with Hugh. Every time they see him, all three kiss and they say “I love you” which means of course that the phrase has totally lost all context and meaning for me.
(I looked these people up. Hef is now just one year younger than Mrs. Doris P. Dabney at 84 years. The twins are 21. Eeeeeewww)
While in Vegas, the girls are doing some magazine signings that involve, I would imagine probably illegally, some children under the age of 12 having their Playboys signed. One memorable line from one of the twins: “It’s great being recognised as a playmate and not just as Hef’s girlfriends." No I’m not making this up. It is actually on the screen in front of me. Why do I do this to myself??
I’m sorry. I could not keep that to myself. I had to share it with you. You’re welcome.
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